搞笑英語小笑話三則

　　1.Two Birds

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　兩只鳥

　　老師：這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?

　　學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　老師：請說說看。

　　學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的.就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

　　2. A great man

　　Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today?

　　Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far no body has lived to over 400 years.

　　一名偉人

　　老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會是一名偉人嗎?

　　學(xué)生：當(dāng)然。因?yàn)榈侥壳盀橹�，還沒有人活到400多歲。

　　3.Big hands

　　Teacher: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

　　Student: Big hands.

　　大手

　　老師：如果我左手上有7個桔子，右手上有8個桔子。那么我有什么?

　　學(xué)生：大手。

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