有關(guān)圣誕節(jié)的笑話(huà)英文

　　有關(guān)圣誕節(jié)的笑話(huà)英文一：

　　After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

　　有關(guān)圣誕節(jié)的笑話(huà)英文二：

　　The Indian Who Could Foretell the Weather Two men were travelling in a very wild and lonely part of America. For days they had not even seen a house， only a few huts made of wood， or tents made of skins. Then one day they met an old Indian who earned his living by trapping animals for heir fur. They found that he knew their language and they had a little conversation with him. One of them asked him if he could tell them what the weather would be like within the next few days. “Oh yes，”he said.“Rain is coming， and wind.Then there will be snow for two days， but after that there will be bright sunshine.” “Is n't that wonderful?” said one man to his friend.“These old Indians know more of the secrets of Nature than we do with all our science. They have not been spoiled by civilization.” Then he turned to the old Indian. “Tell me，”he said，“how you knew all that.” The Indian replied，“I heard it on the radio.”

　　有關(guān)圣誕節(jié)的笑話(huà)英文三：

　　A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.

　　一位精明的家庭主婦聽(tīng)人說(shuō)有一種爐子用起來(lái)可以比她現(xiàn)在用的爐子省一半的煤。

　　She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!"

　　她聽(tīng)了大為興奮，說(shuō)：“那太好了!一個(gè)爐子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我買(mǎi)兩個(gè)爐子的話(huà)，不就可以把煤全都省下來(lái)了嗎?”

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