小學(xué)生英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)大全

　　1. Hiding the Presents

　　藏禮物

　　I had finished my Christmas shopping early and had wrapped all the presents. Having two curious children, I had to find a suitable hiding place. I chose an ideal spot—the furnace room. I stacked the presents and covered them with a blanket, positive they’d remain undiscovered. When I went to get the gifts to put them under the tree, I lifted the blanket and there, stacked neatly on top of my gifts, were presents addressed to "Mom and Dad, From the Kids."

　　早些天我就做好圣誕購(gòu)物并包裝好所有的禮物了。因?yàn)橛袃蓚�(gè)好奇的孩子，我需要找一個(gè)適合藏禮物的隱蔽處。我想到了一個(gè)理想的地方--爐子間。我疊好禮物，用一塊毯子把它們蓋起來(lái)，覺(jué)得它們肯定不會(huì)被發(fā)現(xiàn)。當(dāng)我去拿禮物想把它們放在圣誕樹(shù)下時(shí)，我掀開(kāi)毯子，看到，在我準(zhǔn)備好的禮物上面整齊地疊放著另一些禮物，上面寫(xiě)著“給爸爸媽媽?zhuān)�你們的寶�?rdquo;。

　　2. Gift Exchange

　　交換禮物

　　My friend reviewed her young son’s fill-in-the-blank homework. One line: “At Christmas, we exchange gifts with ____.” His response: “Receipts.”

　　我朋友在檢查她兒子的填空題家庭作業(yè)。有一行：“在圣誕節(jié)，我們和____交換禮物。”他的答案：“收據(jù)。”

　　3. Limited Knowledge

　　知識(shí)有限

　　As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate. "You can’t do that," argued my four-year-old. "Don’t worry. Santa will never know." He shot me a look. "So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"

　　平安夜那天，在我們分發(fā)餅干時(shí)，我一不小心掉了一塊到地上。“沒(méi)關(guān)系。”我一邊說(shuō)，一邊撿起來(lái)，并在放回盤(pán)子前撣掉了上面的灰。“你不能那么做。”我四歲大的孩子爭(zhēng)論道。“別擔(dān)心，圣誕老人不會(huì)知道的。”他朝我瞟了一眼。“這就是說(shuō)他知道我有沒(méi)有做壞事，而他不知道餅干掉在地上過(guò)?”

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