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短小英語(yǔ)笑話

時(shí)間:2024-07-09 07:57:08 英語(yǔ)笑話 我要投稿

三則短小英語(yǔ)笑話

  Compliment

三則短小英語(yǔ)笑話

  "Larry! Come here!" said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, " I’ve just had a call   from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school dance last night. You wretched, rude boy!"

  "I was nice to her, Mum, really I was!" protested the youth.

  "I even paid her a compliment when we had a dance."

  "Did you, indeed?" said his mother grimly, "And what exactly did you say?"

  "I said, Gosh, Doris, you sweat less than any fat girl I’ve ever danced with!"

  恭維話

  “拉里,你過(guò)來(lái)!”媽媽放下電話后生氣地說(shuō),“我剛才接到哈里森夫人地電話,她告訴我你在昨晚的學(xué)校舞會(huì)上對(duì)多麗絲行為不好,你可恥,粗魯!”

  “媽媽?zhuān)覍?duì)她很好,真的!”小伙子不服氣地說(shuō)。“當(dāng)我和她跳舞時(shí)我還說(shuō)了一句恭維她的話。”

  “你真的這么做的嗎?”媽媽嚴(yán)厲地問(wèn)。“你的原話是怎么說(shuō)的?”

  “我說(shuō),啊呀,多麗絲,你比我跳過(guò)舞的任何胖姑娘出汗都少!”

  if I Am a Manager

  One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.

  All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.

  “I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.

  如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理

  一天課上,老師要同學(xué)們以“如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理”為題寫(xiě)一篇作文。

  所有的學(xué)生都在動(dòng)筆寫(xiě)了,只有一個(gè)男生例外。老師走過(guò)去問(wèn)他為什么不寫(xiě)。

  “我在等我的秘書(shū)”。那孩子答道。

  How to Become Rich

  Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.

  如何致富

  弟弟:我看見(jiàn)你親我姐姐了,如果你不給我五分錢(qián),我就告訴我爸。姐姐的男朋友:不要那樣做。給你五分錢(qián)。弟弟:我這個(gè)月已經(jīng)賺了一塊兩毛五了。
 

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