爆笑小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全
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爆笑小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)【1】
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait.
一天，教授正在給學(xué)生們監(jiān)考。他發(fā)下試卷，然后回到講臺(tái)前等待。
Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point."
考試結(jié)束了，學(xué)生們紛紛交回試卷。教授發(fā)現(xiàn)一張?jiān)嚲砩蟿e著一張百元鈔票，還有一張紙條寫(xiě)著：“一分一塊錢(qián)。”
The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $64 change.
第二堂課，教授把試卷都發(fā)回學(xué)生們手中。其中一個(gè)學(xué)生不但得到了試卷還得到64塊錢(qián)的找零。
爆笑小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)【2】
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," sai爆笑小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)大全d a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
一名老師讓學(xué)生們利用單詞“beans(豆子)”造句，其中一個(gè)女孩說(shuō)“我爸爸種豆子”。另外一個(gè)同學(xué)說(shuō)“我媽媽炒豆子”。第三名學(xué)生說(shuō)“我們是人類(lèi)”。
笑點(diǎn)是神馬?小編回答：是不是看漢語(yǔ)的時(shí)候。不知道笑話(huà)在講神馬!!這就是中英文的差異了，老師讓用的單詞是beans(豆子的意思)，結(jié)果嘞，第三個(gè)學(xué)生呢，他將beings 和 beans 搞混了(因?yàn)榘l(fā)音相同啦)，正確的寫(xiě)法應(yīng)該是human beings， 而不是human beans呀!
爆笑小學(xué)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)【3】
The Umbrella 雨傘
A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written,
"This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes."
When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written,
"This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not come back."
一位住在旅館的紳士把他的`雨傘放在了大廳里，不過(guò)他在傘柄上系了一張卡片，上面寫(xiě)道，“此傘屬于一位能舉百磅的紳士。
我將在十分鐘內(nèi)回來(lái)。”當(dāng)他回來(lái)時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)雨傘已經(jīng)不翼而飛，取而代之的是另一張卡片，上面寫(xiě)著：
“此卡是一位一小時(shí)能跑十英里的人留下的，我將永遠(yuǎn)不回來(lái)了。
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