短篇翻譯英語(yǔ)笑話
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短篇翻譯英語(yǔ)笑話(一)
be careful with what you wish for
慎重許愿
a couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.
一對(duì)結(jié)婚25周年的夫妻在慶祝他們六十歲的生日。他們恰好在同一天出生。
during the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.
慶�；顒�(dòng)中，一位仙女出現(xiàn)了。她說(shuō)，由于他們是已經(jīng)結(jié)婚25年的'恩愛(ài)夫妻，因此她給許給這對(duì)夫妻每個(gè)人一個(gè)愿望。
the wife wanted to travel around the world. the fairy waved her hand, and boom! she had the tickets in her hand.
妻子想周游世界。仙女招了招手。“呯!”的一聲，她的手中出現(xiàn)了一張票。
短篇翻譯英語(yǔ)笑話(二)
something really cheap
真正便宜的東西
after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
做完生意回來(lái)后，提姆覺(jué)得應(yīng)該給妻子帶點(diǎn)什么禮物回去。
“how about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. she showed him a $50.00 bottle.
“那些香水怎么賣(mài)啊?”他問(wèn)賣(mài)化妝品的售貨員。售貨員給他展示了一支價(jià)值50美元的香水。
“that’s a bit much,”said tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
“看起來(lái)好像有點(diǎn)貴哦!”提姆說(shuō)道。于是售貨員又拿出一款30美元的香水。
“that’s still quite a bit,”tim complained.
“還是貴了點(diǎn)。”提姆抱怨道。
growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
售貨員開(kāi)始有點(diǎn)惱火了，就給提姆一瓶很小的香水，價(jià)值15美元。
“what i mean,”said tim, “is i’d like to see something really cheap.”
“我的意思是，”提姆說(shuō)，“我想看看一些真正便宜的東西。”
the clerk handed him a mirror.
售貨員聽(tīng)了后，遞給了提姆一面鏡子。
短篇翻譯英語(yǔ)笑話(三)
why is he howling.
他為什么喊
dentist: please stop howling. i haven't even touched your tooth yet.
牙醫(yī)：請(qǐng)你不要再喊了!我還沒(méi)碰你的牙呢。
patient: i know, but you are standing on my foot!
病人：我知道，可是你正踩著我的腳呀!
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