英語(yǔ)笑話兩篇
Good Boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢(qián)。
“昨天給你的錢(qián)干什么了？”
“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆，”他回答說(shuō)。 “你真是個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說(shuō)�！霸俳o你兩分錢(qián)�？赡銥槭裁磳�(duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢？”
“她是個(gè)賣(mài)糖果的�！�
Nest and Hair
My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
"I see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
Notes:
鳥(niǎo)窩與頭發(fā)
我姐姐是一位小學(xué)老師。一次一個(gè)學(xué)生告訴她說(shuō)一只鳥(niǎo)兒在教室外 的`樹(shù)上壘了個(gè)窩。
“是什么鳥(niǎo)呢？”我姐姐問(wèn)她。
“我沒(méi)看到鳥(niǎo)兒，老師，只看到鳥(niǎo)窩�！蹦呛⒆踊卮鹫f(shuō)。
“那么，你能給我們描述一下這個(gè)鳥(niǎo)巢嗎？”我姐姐鼓勵(lì)她道。
“哦，老師，就像你的頭發(fā)一樣�！�
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