英語(yǔ)笑話:God's Child

　　A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say?" The mother said, "Just tell her that God is your father!"The next day, the boy went to school, and the teacher asked him, "Who is your father?" Scratching his scalp, the boy could not find an answer to the question.The teacher asked again, "Who is your father?" The child confessed, "I used to think that Mr. Smith was my father. But yesterday my mother told me that I am the son of another person, and I cannot remember his name!"

　　有一個(gè)上幼稚園的小孩問(wèn)他媽媽：“媽媽，明天老師會(huì)問(wèn)我們，我爸爸是誰(shuí)，那我應(yīng)該怎么回答呢?”媽媽說(shuō)：“那你就說(shuō)，上帝就是你的.爸爸啊!”隔天他來(lái)到學(xué)校，老師問(wèn)他：“你爸爸是誰(shuí)?”那個(gè)小孩在那邊抓頭抓腳，想不出來(lái)答案。老師再問(wèn)一次：“你爸爸到底是誰(shuí)?”那個(gè)小孩就說(shuō)：“我本來(lái)認(rèn)為我爸爸是史密斯先生，不過(guò)昨天我媽媽又說(shuō)我是另外一個(gè)人的兒子， 我一下子忘記他的名字了。”

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