現(xiàn)在英語(yǔ)作文世界通用語(yǔ)，越來(lái)越受到重視，我們都是從小就開(kāi)始接觸英語(yǔ)。不過(guò)也不要把我們國(guó)家的母語(yǔ)落下哦!大家一起來(lái)欣賞今天小編和大家分享的關(guān)于英語(yǔ)的手抄報(bào)吧，一起來(lái)學(xué)習(xí)一下吧。
英語(yǔ)笑話四則
NO.1
Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to her and said, "I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"
當(dāng)空中小姐給乘客們發(fā)口香糖的時(shí)候，她解釋說(shuō)口香糖有助于他們防止耳鳴。飛機(jī)著陸后，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說(shuō)道：“ 我馬上就要見(jiàn)到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖從耳朵里面取出來(lái)呢?”
NO.2
Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?
A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.
你能告訴我魚(yú)網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安? 老師發(fā)問(wèn)道。
把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚(yú)網(wǎng)了。 小女孩回答道。
英語(yǔ)笑話手抄報(bào)
NO.3
George comes from school on the first of September.
George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.
I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....
9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問(wèn)。
媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f(shuō)3加3得6, 可后來(lái)又說(shuō)2加4也得6。
英語(yǔ)笑話手抄報(bào)
NO.4
One day in class, the teacher assigned his students to write a composition – if I Am a Manager.
All the students began to write except a boy. The teacher went to him and asked the reason.
“I am waiting for my secretary,” was the boy’s answer.
一天課上，老師要同學(xué)們以“如果我是一個(gè)經(jīng)理”為題寫(xiě)一篇作文。
所有的學(xué)生都在動(dòng)筆寫(xiě)了，只有一個(gè)男生例外。老師走過(guò)去問(wèn)他為什么不寫(xiě)。
英語(yǔ)笑話手抄報(bào)
“我在等我的秘書(shū)”。那孩子答道。
Who Should be Given the Present
A father of five came home with a toy, summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present, “Who is the most obedient, never talks back to mother and does everything he or she is told?” he inquired. There was silence and then a chorus of voices: “You play with it, Daddy!”
一個(gè)有五個(gè)孩子的父親帶著一件玩具回到家里，把孩子們召集來(lái)問(wèn)這件禮物應(yīng)該給誰(shuí)。“誰(shuí)最聽(tīng)話，從不和媽媽頂嘴，讓干什么就干什么?”他問(wèn)道。大家都不吭聲。過(guò)了一會(huì)兒，孩子們異口同聲地說(shuō)：“爸爸，您玩兒吧。”