簡(jiǎn)短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事
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簡(jiǎn)短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事一：THE RABBIT AND THE SNAKE
A blind rabbit and a blind snake meet each other. Neither one remembers what kind of animal they are, so they decide to feel each other.
The rabbit says, "You feel me first." The snake says okay, and he starts feeling the rabbit.
He says, "Well, you have fur all over, and a little cotton tail, and two long ears, and big back feet..."
The rabbit says, "I know! I'm a rabbit! Yippee!" Then the rabbit feels the snake.
He says, "Okay, you're long and thin, and slimy all over, and there's a little forked tongue..."
The snake says, "Oh no, I'm a lawyer."
簡(jiǎn)短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事二：懂得一門(mén)外語(yǔ)的重要性
A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away.
Turning to her kittens, the cat said, "You see how important it is to know a second language."
一只大貓帶著四只小貓，突然路遇一只大狗，小貓嚇的往后退縮，這時(shí)大貓對(duì)著狗一陣大吠，把狗嚇跑。
大貓扭頭對(duì)小貓說(shuō)：“看到?jīng)]有，知道懂得一門(mén)外語(yǔ)的重要性了吧。”
簡(jiǎn)短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事三：A Hasty Interruption 輕率的插話(huà)
The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s.
我所工作的精品家具商店是從20世紀(jì)二十年代以來(lái)就營(yíng)業(yè)的。
Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from a dining set purchased from us in the 1930s.
最近我接到一個(gè)婦女的電話(huà)。她想換一套餐具中的'一些椅子。這套餐具她是在三十年代從我們這兒買(mǎi)的。
I assured her we could help and sought the assistance of the office manager. "You'll never believe this one, " I told him." I just got a call from a customer who bought some chairs from us in the 1930s. "
我向她保證說(shuō)我們可以幫她的忙，于是我向部門(mén)經(jīng)理尋求幫助。“你永遠(yuǎn)也不會(huì)相信，”我對(duì)他說(shuō)，“我剛接到一個(gè)顧客的電話(huà)，她在三十年代從我們這里買(mǎi)了一些椅子。”
Before I could finish repeating her request, he interrupted and said, "Don't tell me she hasn't received them yet!"
我還沒(méi)來(lái)得及說(shuō)她的要求，經(jīng)理就打斷了我的話(huà)：“你別告訴我她到現(xiàn)在還沒(méi)收到貨!”
簡(jiǎn)短爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事四：THE INTELLIGENCE FACTOR
A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens want three books, and promptly gives them some. Without further ado, the chickens walk out.
Around midday, the two chickens are back and looking quite annoyed. One leans over to the librarian and says,' Buk Buk BuKKOOK!' The librarian decides that the chickens want another three books and promptly gives them some more. The chickens leave as before.
About an hour later the two birds march back in, approach the librarian, looking very angry now and nearly shouting, 'Buk Buk Buk Buk Bukkooook!'
The librarian is now starting to get worried about where all her stock is going. She decides to give them more books but also to follow them and find out what's happening.
She followed them out of the library, out of town, and into to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen.
She saw the two chickens throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was kept repeating, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit..."
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