簡(jiǎn)短笑話英語(yǔ)故事
看一些英語(yǔ)笑話，既能讓我們變得開(kāi)心，也能讓我們學(xué)到不少英語(yǔ)知識(shí)，今天我們就一起來(lái)看看簡(jiǎn)短笑話英語(yǔ)故事吧!
簡(jiǎn)短笑話英語(yǔ)故事(一)
JOY,it\'s timeto go to bed.
joy,該去睡覺(jué)了。{媽媽}
ok,Mum.i\'m coming!
哦，這就睡!{joy}
Have a sweet dream,joy.good night!
做個(gè)甜甜的夢(mèng)哦，晚安!{媽媽}
good niggt,Mum!
晚安，媽媽!{joy}
Sweet dream...how?
甜甜的夢(mèng)。。。。到底怎么才能做個(gè)甜甜的夢(mèng)呢?{joy}
Bingo!
有了!{joy}
joy,wahay are you doing?
the candy will make your teeth ache!
joy,你怎么睡前還吃糖啊!會(huì)牙疼的!{媽媽}
(joy,舉著糖，看著媽媽。){joy}
But you told me to have a sweet dream...
不是你說(shuō)要我做個(gè)甜甜的美夢(mèng)的嗎。。。{joy}
。。。。。。。。{媽媽}
簡(jiǎn)短笑話英語(yǔ)故事(二)
Who's More Polite?
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he was more courteous because, whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
誰(shuí)更有禮貌?
一個(gè)胖子和一個(gè)瘦子在爭(zhēng)論誰(shuí)更有禮貌。瘦子說(shuō)他更有禮貌，因?yàn)樗?jīng)常對(duì)女士摘帽示意。但是胖子認(rèn)為他更有風(fēng)度，因?yàn)闊o(wú)論什么時(shí)候他在車上給別人讓座時(shí)，總有兩位女士能坐下。
簡(jiǎn)短笑話英語(yǔ)故事(三)
What a big deal A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. “Can I help you?” The man said, “Sure. I’ve come to install the phone.”
我是來(lái)裝電話的一個(gè)年輕人剛剛開(kāi)始做生意，就租了一個(gè)漂亮的`辦公室。一天，他坐在辦公室里，看到有一個(gè)人在外面，于是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子，拿起電話胡吹亂侃，還不停的甩出幾個(gè)大數(shù)字，好像在談一筆大買賣。到了最后，他終于掛了電話，問(wèn)來(lái)訪的人，“有事兒嘛?”那個(gè)人回答，“我是來(lái)給你安裝電話的。”
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